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SuperSymmetic DinoFusion Theory of Eccentric DinoFusion Engineer predicts Double Dino Introduction!

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Leading Dinogenesis Theoretician and DinoFusion Chamber Engineer "Professor Albert OneStone" has been properly ridiculed for some of his previous mad theories, but now he appears to have gone deep into the dino doodoo with his latest mad theory. According to Professor OneStone, the DinoFusion process can be described by a bizarre system of supersymmetric nonlinear stochastic differential equations, better described as Dino Fusion Magic.

"If a new dino like the prophecized Mesohippus, had been introduced last week it would have caused a fundamental instability in the fusion chambers." Madly scribbling on his chalkboard he noted to this reporter, "You can see a fundamental singularity would have blown up if the supersymmetry had been violated by a premature mesohippus release. The only way to prevent a catastrophic explosion in the fusion chamber would be to release the Mesohippus in close proximity to its supersymmetric dino partner."

Loosely translated Dr. Onestone's bizarre theory predicts that TWO new dinos will have to be released in close temporal proximity. What will this mad professor come up with next?