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Breaking News Update

Professor Onestone's Latest Calculations Predict Hazardous and Extreme Negative Pressure!

"The fusion instability is truly critical! My supersymmetric equations predict an awesome NEGATIVE PRESSURE if the supersymmetric dino partner is released too late. This negative pressure will develop in any confined space such as the dino fusion chamber or even a long sealed Magical Book. The resulting negative pressure will lead to a catastrophic IMPLOSION, sucking any one into the opened container.

The only solution will be to introduce the second dino SOON, which will counter the negative pressure and resulting implosion with a positive pressure. Only this positive pressure can reverse the implosion (technically known as the bounce explosion) and rescue any victims of the predicted Implosions.

Wringing his hands with great worry, Dr OneStone warns

"Hopefully no one will open any sealed containers until after the second dino is released!"