User blog comment:RobinCarr/ Alternative Science and Engineering that might originate in the Prehistoric TV World/@comment-5085023-20120811010110/@comment-5116140-20120811024422

Ice Age? No!

No, Professor OneStone feels he has thoroughly debunked the Global Cooling Theory of his nemesis, Dr. TwoStones. In contrast, Dr. OneStone has published a treatise that predicts a sustained period of Global Warming due to high emissions of methane and CO2 by the many munching and belching dinosaurs, not to mention the myriad gas guzzling scooters teaming about the richer villagers. He has also published a paper to address this urgent problem entitled "Coprolitic Sequestration", based on the simple notion of burying dino doo doos. He claims a process of mineralization will, in time, convert the doo doos into fossils [which he has called Coprolites], thus preventing their carbon load from entering the atmosphere.