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Professor's "Theory of Global Warming" confirmed as Crystal Stars continue to Melt in Villages Everywhere

Professor now Predicts Crystal Star Production will Halt Altogether!

For those who regularly read the Alternative Prehistoric Science and Engineering Page, it appears that another of the eccentric Prof. OneStone's mad prescientific theories may indeed be coming true. The professor's posting on Global Warming, long ridiculed by his rival Prof TwoStones, predicted a coming age of Global Warming due to the many chewing and belching dinosaurs throughout the land, as well as the myriad Scooters found in all the richer villages.

Reports are coming in from everywhere that the Great IceSheets covering the Crystal Stars are beginning to Melt. No one is more devasted than the villagers of TheMightyG, where half the ice sheets appear in danger of completely melting and disappearing.

Unfortunately, no one followed the eccentric professor's recommendation to either bury dino doo-doos [Coprolitic Sequestration] or to stop the mad wave of Scooter stores popping up everywhere.

According to the professor's now-confirmed Theory of Global Warming, the great crystalline ice sheets will continue to melt in stages, and when they are gone, he now predicts that Crystal production at these stars will completely stop!

His rival Prof TwoStones has dismissed this prediction as utter nonsense. According to TwoStones, "A cessation of crystal production has never been observed, by anyone. Why, I'll eat a mound of steaming dino-doo-doos if this nutty theory comes true."