User blog:Paula1978/Topsy Fiasco

One day Theodore was restless. He decided a hunting expedition was needed. He took Topsy, the village pet, along to act as his hunting hound. They hiked and Topsy caught many tiny village bugs. One especially big kill was the infamous weekly bingo bug. A thousand fingers then descended from the sky and started stamping down everywhere.

Rupert and Regina came running to their aid.

Rupert: "Honestly Theodore don't you know that Topsy is a plant eater. Now he will poop everywhere in the village.

Regina: "I can always add it to the compost pile for the gardens, I guess."

Theodore: "Sorry." He went home to nurse his hurt feelings with a bag of jelly beans.